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February Predictions
--By Gehenna
- US US Federal reserve renamed "Bank of Toytown;" old currency recyled as toilet paper, new currency printed on LSD impregnanted paper by mistake. Millions watch pink elephant climb Empire State Building.
- Two day worldwide holiday declared on feb 11&12 in honour of long wild hair and women with hawt toyboys, millions of women inspired, fire stations everywhere swamped with calls from women "stuck in the bath."
- Entirety of Congress rehoused in Tennessee due to Washington DC suddenly falling into a hole in the fabric of the universe. Bush declares "marsh-y'All" law; crowns self King and puts crown on upside down on national television.
- Food shortages rampant; people turn to McDonald's instead.
- Coca Cola declared a "liquid plastic". Hollywood starlets seen injecting brown liquid into bosom area.
- Ron Paul revealed to be Captain America. Comic sales plummet.
- Hillary Clinton revealed to be Michael Jackson's latest incarnation. many not surprised.
- UFOs seen in unparalled numbers (see prediction 1)
Lucky numbers! Try 'em in your local lottery!
10¹°°
3.14159265
101101
666
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