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The 12 Conspiracy Theorist Days of Christmas
--By Gehenna
On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me:
12 Suitcase a-bombs
11:11 Illuminatii
10 Earthquakes rumbling
9 Mother ships invading
8 Super hurricanes
7 Seals a-breaking
6 Bird flu'd chickens
5 Masonic rings!
4 Planet Xs
3 Volcanoes woo!
2 Black helicopters
...And an antichrist in the presidency!
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